Happy Snowpocalyptic Hump Day!
You may have heard, but the Northeast is having what some are calling a "snowpocalypse" (though I prefer "Blizzardpalooza" because it sounds more positive!) -- schools are closed, employers have given...
View ArticleThis Is What 32 Inches Of Snow Looks Like
Did you hear? The Northeastern United States got hit by a blizzard yesterday and last night! If you live in the area, your local news is likely preempting all the awesome morning television you should...
View ArticleGirl Talk: How I Almost Died In This Weekend’s Blizzard
Yesterday I almost died. Not in a “life flashing before me” kind of way – but in a cold, painful, this-blizzard-totally-sucks kind of way. I got stuck in the Snowpocalypse. You know, the...
View Article50 Cent For Hire
Fiddy is always looking for new ways to make himself useful. His latest scheme? Shoveling snow. According to Twitter, he's charging $100 to make your driveway mint. Any takers? [Buzzfeed]…
View Article5 Stars Who Got Stranded In The Snowpocalypse
The worst part about the snowpocalypse was that no one was prepared for it. If I had known that Ed Westwick was going to be stranded at the airport in Iceland for 48 hours, I would have been waiting...
View ArticleThe Toe Plow Might Be The Best Invention Ever
It’s officially spring, but many parts of the country are still blanketed with snow. Want to cut through the slush in style? Try a toe plow, which is exactly what it sounds like: a tiny snow plow that...
View ArticleYes, This “Unassembled Snowman” Is Going For $10 Million On Ebay
Itching to relive the winter wonderland of the past few months? Well, if you've got $10 million dollars and a really big cooler, a guy in Rotherham, UK, will happily sell you an "unassembled snowman,"...
View ArticleCat Discovers Snow For The First Time
Unless you live under a rock, you have probably heard that the Midwest and Northeast were blanketed under a snowstorm last night. Everyone is pissy because they had to dig their car out from eight...
View ArticleTake A Pic And Show Us Your Snow Day!
Holy crap, you guys. It looks like Jack Frost's wet dream outside. Here in New York, the snowstorm is so bad that I'm pretty sure even the Dunkin' Donuts near my apartment is closed. If you know...
View ArticleNorth Carolina Teachers Rap “Ice Ice Baby” To Announce Snow Day
Why didn't we ever have any teachers this willing to act like total dorks on the Internet? [YouTube] Meanwhile, a little farther north, a college student learns the best way to handle not having a snow...
View ArticleWe Feel You: Woman Skis 1 Mile To The Nearest Grocery Store To Buy Wine
When the east coast gets weeks of snow, followed by freezing rain, followed by icy temperatures, you will find yourself deterred from running the most basic errands. You’ll consider putting on a pair...
View Article8 Life Lessons I Learned From Skiing For The First Time In A Decade
Last weekend, I went skiing for the first time in over 10 years. To say I was nervous and excited would be an understatement; in the days leading up to my trip, I couldn't help but worry about breaking...
View ArticleFlask Mittens Are The Only Way You’re Going To Survive This Winter
It’s no secret that I hate winter with a very special kind of passion, which is unfortunate considering the fact that on the East Coast it tries to linger on all the way into late April like a bitter...
View ArticleThis Cat Perfectly Sums Up Our Feelings About Winter
It’s this cat’s first time experiencing snow, and I can’t tell whether she’s horrified or disturbingly enthused, but doesn’t her ability to find something to be expressive about during the Worst Season...
View ArticleThis Cat’s First Time In Snow Will Make Your Day
When Jonesy the cat stepped into snow for the first time, he wasn’t sure what to think of it, but he couldn’t help but investigate. Luckily for us, his human captured the whole adorable thing on...
View ArticleHow To Survive A Blizzard If You Have Only Seen Snow Maybe Once In Your Life
If you live on the East Coast, you are more then aware that a blizzard of historical proportions is preparing to barrel down, rendering everyone temporarily incapacitated and causing a run on grocery...
View ArticleBeing Terrain-Fucked & Other Unromantic Things You Want To Avoid On Your Ski...
You’re off on a romantic ski weekend. You’ve never skied, or you’re not very good, but your chivalrous man-toy has promised to teach you. You’ve zipped your butt into a brand new pair of powder-blue...
View ArticleThe Daily Squee: Sophie The Cat Tries To Catch Snow
I will never tire of watching cats explore snow for the first time. I mean, look at the wonder in their eyes! Look at their utter fascination/potential love for a substance I’ve come to hate so deeply!...
View ArticleBoston Still Has Snow Piles And They Are Vile
Somehow, Boston, Massachusetts still has remnants of snow from their horrific winter even though tomorrow will be June. Given the record breaking snow fall that they had this past winter, I’m not...
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